Lessons on Election Day

On Tuesday we might
dissect a squid.
A squid is an invertebrate.
It’s squishy and has
an outer protective shell
called an exoskeleton.
It has a mantle and a jet
propulsion.
It’s a mollusk.
Mollusk is a phylum.
There are lots of species
in a phylum
but there are only 8 phyla
in the whole thing,
and California has the most
popular people
because they’re worth
55 electoral votes,
and to be the president
you have to be born
in America,
and you have to go
to an electoral college,
and you have to have
a spine.

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